Bus Stop Dilemma

Dreamed I was trying to go to the bathroom but people kept having sex in the stall.  I had to get home but for some reason didn't have my car so I was trying to figure out how much a taxi would be from where I was to Conroe apparently back to one of my old apartments.  I had negotiated a bus trip but needed the taxi home from the bus, at first the woman said the bus would leave the next day but one was coming that day, I still had to secure a ride home from the bus stop.

What the Hell!!

I dreamed I was somewhere and Gene Simmons (Kiss) was there and he and a couple of other people were going to do some kind of satanic ritual against a coworker of mine (don't know which one).  First they got this huge container, it was an all metal structure that looked like a railroad box car and they were out fiddling with that and I found Gene's satanic contract.  It was just a few pages printed off a printer in a cursive font with his picture in the middle of the first page.  I didn't see any of the actual words so I don't know what it said but I was laughing it off as being ridiculous.

At one point they had to move this structure and I was irritated with them because there were dogs around the vehicles and they had connected the structure to a truck and I had found a small dog in the coupling of the structure and I showed it to Gene and said You have to be careful!  And the little dog was all mangy and stuff I don't know what I did with it but the dream meanders on and they move the structure behind a building and I start waking up.  Very strange.

Hello Chef Ramsey!

I went to sleep listening to Hell's Kitchen, Uncensored so Gordon Ramsey has entered my dreams.

I dreamed I was on Hell's Kitchen but we were on one of those road trips.  They all came to my house.  I had several dogs and the people were trashing my house and I pulled a Ramsey special and told them all to get out of my house.  So everyone left and I began trying to lose weight.  Later on a bus pulled up outside, it was a pretty day out and someone knocked on my door, it was Ramsey.  He had the whole group there and they all apologized and Gordon wanted me to come back to the show on Front Line (that's my position currently at work).  He was pleased with my weight loss and made much of it on the show.  I guess it was positive, I stood up for myself, I was redeemed.  Message to channel my inner Ramsey I guess.

Lost, Late, Fired . . .

I dreamed I was driving and was in a fugue state,  it was nighttime and I was on my way to work, although I worked in Houston.  I realized at some point I'd driven too far, passed my exit a long while back.  I took the first exit I came to and turned around.  I couldn't for some reason get close to where I worked, I found a parking place and parked, and had to walk the rest of the way.  I walked many blocks, passed many buildings.  I had forgotten my purse in my car, but had my wallet with me.  I was worried about leaving my purse.  I finally got to work and my boss led me outside and asked me if I was going to work through the day.  I asked her what she was talking about and she told me I was fired.  I simply said 'goodbye' very angrily and began to storm off.  She stopped me.  Thinking she'd had a change of heart I went back but she just wanted to talk about it.  I didn't.  I walked back to my car, no one had bothered it or my purse.  Got in and at that moment my phone rang in real life and I was awakened.

I Don't Know What I Want ...

I've been watching a series called Tales From The City starring Olympia Dukakis, it's about queers and trans in San Francisco.  The episode I watched last night was of her coming to San Francisco in the 60s.  I guess I dreamed I was in that episode, and she and I met and we were talking about dating and I told her I just didn't know what I wanted.  That I'd once been infatuated with  a striking black woman who resembled my white best friend's mother.  It was pretty surreal, but nice like, she was a good person to talk to.

Lawyer's Wife . . .

I dreamt last night I was working back in the law office I worked for when I first came here.  I dreamed this time I worked for the wife instead of the lawyer and she was quite snitty and mean.  I don't remember details, the final scene before I woke I was frustrated and trying to tell her something and she was being disagreeable.

Lost and Broke In Another Country!

I dreamed I needed some information about something, and a woman with long black hair was going to help me.  Somehow we ended up in England and she and I argued about something, I thought the argument had ended and was following her, I thought we were going someplace about what I needed, and she ditched me and left me there.  I was all alone and had no money.  I was wandering around trying to figure out what to do.  At one point I was looking at something in a shop but left, and a man came to me said he was police I had to go with him, something about damaging art.  I must have ditched him because I was alone again and looking for a phone, I was going to call my brother to send me money to get home, but couldn't figure out how to use the international call system.