Absolutely Bizarre and Nonsensical

Bizarre dreams come and go but this one was most bizarre ...

I dreamt I was at a high school looking for an old friend. I was adamant about finding him because he had important information I needed. I went up and down halls, into classrooms, inot conference rooms where students were working on after school pfojects. On one upper floor (here's where it gets bizarre) I ran into a clique (clutch, flock, group or whatever you call a bunch of them) of vampires. The men were bald and dressed as monks and thier eyes were solid white. I asked the head vampire for someone, gave him a name of someone that supposedly knew my friend. He turned and pointed behind him to a vampire with a blonde/gray triangular trimmed beard, who came to me as if he was going to give me the information, instead he turned me into a vampire. I don't remember the biting part, just all of a sudden I was a vampire. There was this really cool transformation scene, everything flashed to black and white, like looking through a night vision goggle. I gasped happily and thought Wow I'm a vampire! I looked down the hall and there was another newbie woman vampire dressed in a black shroudlike dress trying to get the hang of flying. She kept crashing into the ceiling, and the walls, and eventually flew through a closed window at the end of the hall.

Then it switched, although I was still looking for the same person, I was driving very fast down a highway and a collie looking dog ran out onto the road and I swerved to avoid hitting him and sped up, but he just kept heading me off, like he wanted me to stop and get him but I didn't have time. I just didn't want to hit him. I flew around a huge curve, then another and realized I had a flat. I pulled the car off the road onto a grassy, treesy spot and looked back for the dog, and he was lying on the road dead. I left the car (second dream in a row I'm in a gold car, IRL my car is green) and started walking back to the high school, which was across the highway. I woke up at this point.

Most bizarre.

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I dreamt I worked for a television station and we were up for an award. I needed to be on my way to my mother's but I had to go to the ceremony because I was up for an award even though I only worked as a clerk. They were being held at an ancient airport on the banks of a huge body of water. It was a dark blustery day. There was a tin sign, green and white, kind of rectangular with black writing on it I don't remember what it said but it named the airport. It was fluttering back and forth in the wind. I was very anxious because I'd not called Mother to let her know I'd be late, and someone said the ceremonies would be over by 3 p.m. and I thought that would be fine, that's not too late. I went up some stairs into a paneled and carpeted area where the ceremonies were going to take place. There were fewer than a dozen people there, I was with a woman, a blonde, young woman who was giving me the dirt on all the people that came up to the podium. I started getting fidgety because the ceremonies dragged on and finally she told me I could go so I started to leave. I got out to where my car should be and I put my key into the lock of a gold colored car and an alarm went off. I desperatly looked around for my car and there was a litter of really tiny kittens scattered around the lot and the grounds and I knew Mother was going to be furious with me because I was going to have to take some of the kittens home. I started up a sidewalk and one horribly deformed kitten on one really cute black and white kitten ran up to me and I knew those were the ones I'd take. I went into a building that resembled a library and I think I was looking for a phone and there were men walking around, non threatening just wandering around, and there were a couple of policemen there and I fretted when I saw them because of the alarm I'd set off on the car. I ended up in a bathroom and had like, an overnight bag or something similar and the kittens were in there with me and I was looking for a place to hide them. At that point I think I was awakened.

This was a particularly vivid dream and the area of the airport gives me pause ... I've never seen it before I'm sure. But it was very real. Very strange.

Ghosts!

I dreamt I was at a workplace that was haunted by the spirit of an older woman who was very pushy yet playful. She had a tendency to attract herself to specific people and when she did you had a hard time getting rid of her. The star of my dream wasn't me but a young man, and the ghost attached itself to him. At one point flippers (the kind you use for swimming) kept appearing, one here, the other around the corner, then a gage that was supposed to be a depth gage (something to look at when you go under water to see how deep you went). The man asked the ghost if she'd like him to go scuba diving and apparently she did. Then at one point the boss of the workplace somehow got the ghost attached to him and the other guy was off the hook. Very strange dream.

Me, Gene and one HELL of a shower scene ***EROTICA***...

I dreamt I was living in a really nice house and for some reason Gene Simmons was staying with us. I got ready to take a shower, and I guess I was aroused or something and I had carried in a gel dong to the bathroom with me. I was in a white robe. The next thing I knew the door opened and Gene came in and saw the dong and asked me what I was going to do with it. I told him in a matter of fact way that I was going to masturbate with it. He told me to put it away that I didn't need it. So I did and got in the shower, and turned on the water. He got in behind me and made the water really really hot. I shouted "Gene you're going to burn yourself!" and reached behind him to turn down the hot water, and he pulled me back in front of him, lifted me up and started doing me there in the shower. It went on for a long long time and we finally came out, him going one way me another and a woman that was staying in the house too asked what I was doing in the bathroom for two hours. I just grinned and walked away. Then I was in an office setting and couldnt get the encounter out of my mind and went to a bathroom there and there was Gene again, he put his hands inside my bra and the next thing I knew we were doing it on the counter. I woke up a little after this one. Smiling. :).

Marriage??

I dreamnt last night that I was getting married. I was in an office and on the phone and suddenly I was engaged. I was very excited and happy and was running around telling everyone. Then I was outside, in an oceanside town kind of setting, telling people I'm getting married and at one point was riding around in a reddish maroonish pickup getting things planned for the wedding. It was very vivid, very bizarre and very upbeat.