Ok, How Bizarre Is This??

I was walking in a village type place, I was wearing a dark cloak. There were some people with me, at least two of them young men. We passed an archway and I asked one of the men if this wasn’t a place we’d found the summer before? He said it was and I gleefully scurried under the arch an into a GORGEOUS though overgrown courtyard to a castle. The building was dark red brick and the trim and doors were painted dark green. We went inside, and the interior was unbelievably grand. Walls and trim painted a cream color, small murals decorated panels beside the doors, I was insanely in love with the place. I wanted to stay there forever. I noticed I was standing alone and went to look for my companions. I was on a landing midway up a curving flight of stairs when I saw through the railing a large auditorium, though it was QUITE large, and was under construction. I knew the owner of the house had enslaved my companions and I went to get them out. I only found one, a childlike man/boy, rotund with close cropped red hair. I was trying to get him out but was torn because I didn’t want to leave myself. I noticed by the door were obscene etchings of demons or elves or something giving oral sex to women and I knew this was an evil place. We were trying to find a safe way out when a large cylindrical stone thing came from the ceiling and the song Shadow Dancing was playing by Andy Gibb, and we had to dance to the far wall to keep it from flattening us. I grabbed my companion and tried to get him to follow me but he began crying. I asked him to come along and he told me he loved me and he was crying because he knew I didn’t share the sentiment. I assured him we would always be friends and I would be there for him and finally we were able to find the doorway out. By this time a Hugh Heffner type character appeared, the owner of the castle, and told me my friend could go but he wanted me to live in the castle forever. I declined and we went through the door and out onto a parking lot, got into a red convertible and left. I woke at this time.